- Final and conclusive proof that lecturers take mind-altering drugs
- June 27th, 2007
My degree results came in the post today, completely unexpectedly, and I got my first! Yay! The fact that it was all coursework and I already knew that doesn't detract in the slightest from having the final marks on paper and seeing it written down. The mark for my Writing Project, which was the bane of my life for months on end, is ridiculous - it said "high first" when I got it back, which was great, but kind of hard to define. The border mark for a first is 70, but 80 always seemed like an impossible mark, so how high is "high"? Turns out it means 84! 84! I'm just going to sit here and stare at the paper in stunned disbelief for a while, I think, and wonder what on earth my lecturers have been taking!